You pay us $2, you give us a URL and you tell us what to say.
We will post your comment using a burner account.
We don't *actually* sell flowers.

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But I can just do this myself?

You could… but here’s why you won’t:

Burner Accounts Get Flagged & Banned – Social platforms crack down on fake accounts. If you make a throwaway to comment, it’ll likely get restricted before you can even post. We’ve figured out how to make it work, consistently.

Privacy & Safety – Using your own account (or even a badly made burner) risks getting traced back to you. Flowers* removes that risk entirely.

Time & Effort – Making a new account, warming it up, dodging detection, and posting takes way more effort than it’s worth. We streamline the process so you just drop your comment and move on.

For $2, you get to say what you need to. No bans, no stress, no risk.

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How it works

  • Write your note

    Tell us what you want to say. Keep it fair, keep it clean. Tell us where it should go (with a URL)

  • Buy a Bouquet*

    Purchase a ‘Bouquet*’ (AKA a comment) for $2 and proceed to checkout.

  • We post it

    We’ll publish your comment on the post within 24 hours and notify you when it's done.
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Having a shit week at work? Been there.

You could comment yourself or get a friend to, but this can get awkward (trust us). Enjoy full control over what you're saying, and say it anonymously.

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Why is this even a thing?

Speaking up comes with consequences. Call out the hypocrisy in your organisation, and you risk your job. Bring up your ex-employer online, and you ruin your references.

Flowers* exists so you can say what needs to be said - safely, fairly, and without fear.

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What can I say?

You can swear, you can call out LinkedIn virtue signalling, hint at dodgy business practices. Bring attention & transparency to forums without the personal risk.

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You probably have some questions

Is this even legal?

It is! But please be sure to read our Terms of Service if you're going in hot, as certain comments in breach of NDAs cannot be defended.

Can this be traced back to me?

No, your identity remains completely anonymous. We take your privacy very seriously. No personal data leaves this website, and we do not use bots to comment (to prevent them accessing your data). However, we ask that your comments do not contain any NDA protected information (see our terms for more) . Once a comment has been placed, you will receive a discreet 'Flower' order email with a 'Shipping Tracking' link to your Post URL.

What happens if my note doesn't follow the rules?

You'll be notified, and have the option for a refund or reattempt at writing your note. If refunding, we will keep a US$1 admin fee.

How do I know my comment was posted?

You’ll receive an email with with a link to the comment as proof of delivery.