We post anonymous comments on Linked🌸n for you

You pay us $2, you give us a URL and you tell us what to say.
We will post your comment safely and anonymously.

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But I can just do this myself?

You could… but here’s why you won’t:

You still want a job right? Nothing screams “promotion risk” like telling your VP their thought leadership sounds like a TED Talk written by ChatGPT.

Your Linked🌸n is not your diary If your mom, manager, and uni tutor all follow you... maybe don’t post that “eat the rich” comment yourself.

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How it works

  • Write your note

    Tell us what you want to say. Keep it fair, keep it clean. Tell us where it should go (with a URL)

  • Buy a Bouquet*

    Purchase a ‘Bouquet*’ (AKA a comment) for $2 and proceed to checkout.

  • We post it

    We’ll publish your comment on the Linked🌸n post within 24 hours and notify you when it's done.
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We'll do your dirty work

Linked🌸n is a minefield of performative hustle, recycled advice, and emotionally manipulative career pivots. You’ve typed the comment. You’ve hovered over “Post.”

That’s why we exist.

We say it for you. Clean, anonymous, untraceable. So you can stay employed and unbothered.

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Why is this even a thing?

Speaking up comes with consequences. Call out the hypocrisy in your organisation, and you risk your job. Bring up your ex-employer online, and you ruin your references.

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What can I say?

Call out the Linked🌸n cringe. Nudge your CEO about your manager's sketchy practices. Drag the performative nonsense into the light. All the transparency, none of the personal risk.

Our guidelines

You probably have some questions

Is this even legal?

Surprisingly, yes. But if you’re about to go full scorched earth, maybe skim our Terms first. We can’t protect you from breaching an NDA or making threats.

Can this be traced back to me?

Absolutely not. Your email is only used to send you proof of delivery for your Bouquet*. No tracking, no spam, no weird follow-ups.

Your info never touches anything that could leak it. Just don’t drop anything NDA-protected. We’re anonymous, not your legal team.

What happens if my note doesn't follow the rules?

You'll be notified and given one more chance to reattempt writing your note.

How do I know my comment was posted?

You’ll get a quiet little 'Proof of Delivery' email with a link to your comment with proof that the deed is done.