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You’ve seen it: companies boasting about ‘culture’ while slashing jobs, or LinkedIn influencers milking personal tragedy for likes.

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What our customers are saying

Paraphrased of course, because your anonymity is the most important thing to us.

"Congrats on putting a convicted felon in charge of Payroll/HR. Bold move."

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Your anonymity is the most important thing to us

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One of our Flowers* contributors places the comment, not you.
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We remove all tracking links from the URLs you paste.
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Payment transactions appear on your statements as 'SP Sub Fee' to keep things discreet.
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Your email is only used for Proof of Delivery.

Whether its cringe, or corruption, calling it out comes at personal risk. We're here to protect you.

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You probably have some questions

Is this even legal?

Yep. We’re not breaking any laws. We’re just posting comments on your behalf. It’s no different from paying a social media manager or ghostwriter.

The only thing LinkedIn doesn’t like is anonymity, but that’s our problem, not yours. As long as your note doesn’t contain hate, slurs, or anything illegal, you’re safe.

If you’re about to go full scorched earth, maybe skim our Terms first. We can’t protect you from breaching an NDA.

Can this be traced back to me?

No. To add an extra layer of safety, you can also use an alias when checking out.

A comment may be traceable if you are too specific or give away too much in your comment. That is on you.

We also remove tracking links when you paste the LinkedIn URL.

What happens if my note doesn't follow the rules?

We'll get in touch and let you know.

How do I know my comment was posted?

You’ll get a quiet little 'Proof of Delivery' email including a screenshot and link to confirm the deed is done - assuming you consented to the delivery notification.

Can I use Flowers* to reply to a comment on a LinkedIn Post?

Yes! Just be sure to copy the URL of the comment you want to reply do. We will sort the rest.

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